Tadfield's Pepper

Oct 05

A Study In Emerald →

neil-gaiman:

A PDF file of a short story that won the Hugo Award. If you know anything about Sherlock Holmes or H. P. Lovecraft, you may enjoy this. If you don’t, it’ll probably be incomprehensible twaddle.

Oct 04

asksamwesson started following you

asksamwesson:

askpepper:

asksamwesson:

Dude, if you had to deal with a pissy Smith, you’d understand.

Smith’s your boss? Huh. I’ve never really gotten a chance to know him. Any idea how to get into working at your office-type thing? I may need the opportunity.

I can help you get a job here. Tech Support always needs people.

I can do Tech Support. I’ve got a pretty good knowledge of computers from back home…but I’ll have to deal with idiots over the phone, won’t I?

Oct 04

asksamwesson started following you

asksamwesson:

askpepper:

asksamwesson:

askpepper:

asksamwesson:

askpepper:

asksamwesson:

More like “accidentally” stapling your neighbor.

Ooh. Happen often?

For me? Yeah…

Are you generally the stapler or the staple-ee?

Stapler. I work with idiots. and for them.

Idiots generally do induce slight bursts of homicidal rage. But your boss? You’ve stapled your boss?

Dude, if you had to deal with a pissy Smith, you’d understand.

Smith’s your boss? Huh. I’ve never really gotten a chance to know him. Any idea how to get into working at your office-type thing? I may need the opportunity.

Oct 04

asksamwesson started following you

asksamwesson:

askpepper:

asksamwesson:

askpepper:

asksamwesson:

More like “accidentally” stapling your neighbor.

Ooh. Happen often?

For me? Yeah…

Are you generally the stapler or the staple-ee?

Stapler. I work with idiots. and for them.

Idiots generally do induce slight bursts of homicidal rage. But your boss? You’ve stapled your boss?

Oct 04

asksamwesson started following you

asksamwesson:

askpepper:

asksamwesson:

More like “accidentally” stapling your neighbor.

Ooh. Happen often?

For me? Yeah…

Are you generally the stapler or the staple-ee?

Oct 04

asksamwesson started following you

asksamwesson:

askpepper:

asksamwesson:

askpepper:

asksamwesson:

askpepper:

asksamwesson:

askpepper:

Hello there.*smiles*

Hey, nice to meet you, Pepper.

Nice to meet you, too. How are you?

I’m alright. You?

I’m doing well. Anything interesting happening?

Not really. The perils of office life.

Office life has perils? Like what, accidentally stapling yourself to things? *chuckles*

More like “accidentally” stapling your neighbor.

Ooh. Happen often?

Oct 04

asksamwesson started following you

asksamwesson:

askpepper:

asksamwesson:

askpepper:

asksamwesson:

askpepper:

Hello there.*smiles*

Hey, nice to meet you, Pepper.

Nice to meet you, too. How are you?

I’m alright. You?

I’m doing well. Anything interesting happening?

Not really. The perils of office life.

Office life has perils? Like what, accidentally stapling yourself to things? *chuckles*

Oct 04

asksamwesson started following you

asksamwesson:

askpepper:

asksamwesson:

askpepper:

Hello there.*smiles*

Hey, nice to meet you, Pepper.

Nice to meet you, too. How are you?

I’m alright. You?

I’m doing well. Anything interesting happening?

Oct 04

asksamwesson started following you

asksamwesson:

askpepper:

Hello there.*smiles*

Hey, nice to meet you, Pepper.

Nice to meet you, too. How are you?

Oct 04

asksamwesson started following you

Hello there.*smiles*